doctorangel:

whitelightningreplies:

balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

NOPE

NOT RISKING IT

this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me

Or I could just reblog her descendent…

(via behind-thelooking-glass)

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

(via duskndawnn)

• *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
• Me: Please don't be 6am
• *1;48am*
• Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
• *Shoves face back into pillow*

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

(via a-puppet-of-society)

aduhm:

“We’re getting pizza for dinner”

(via missa-alyssa6)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

(via standinginthewind)